durance:

Three Times Chris Evans Touched Jeremy Renner’s Left Boob at SDCC 2014

…And One Time Jeremy Touched His

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(via billyxkaplans)


thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via 221bstarktower)


dubiousculturalartifact:

Because some days I have exactly ZERO patience for Martha Jones hate.

dubiousculturalartifact:

Because some days I have exactly ZERO patience for Martha Jones hate.

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pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

(via misterthomashiddles)


black-nata:

black-nata:

BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.

UPDATE: JEREMY RENNER BRAVELY ATTEMPTS TO RETALIATE:

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EVERYONE DEAD.

(via the-dalek-in-221b)



retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via sebastiiianstan)


fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(via fullmetalfeminist)


nuclear-candy:

hes made his choice

nuclear-candy:

hes made his choice

(via mypartywithmoriarty)


z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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(via fangirlsjustwannahavefun)


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eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

(via the-dalek-in-221b)


urulokid:

oopsabird HAVE YOU SEEN THIS

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